Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 02, 2022

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 1 year ago

    Well, I’m out!

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’d explain that, but some doll absconded with my dictionary and my thesaurus… Yes, she left me without a word…

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    Randy B Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Six legs! More legs, more fun!  (cue freaky bald guy dancing)

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Flat line to heaven.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Ready go on cell phone..Needs drawing

    .hint, hint…

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    It’s too late for me to absquatu.

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    tudza Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Better absquatulate than never.

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    The Old Wolf  over 1 year ago

    Keep on (truckin’)³

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Jane learned to absquatulate when she saw her cutout twin at a Social Tea, wearing the same coat…. gasp!

    She couldn’t get outta there fast enough…embarrassing to say the least!

    So with nothing else to do that day, Jane went to the Froglandia Bathmat factory to shop for a different coat so this would never happen again.

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    nerdhoof  over 1 year ago

    Absquatulate with Sasquatch!

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 1 year ago

    Accent the positive / (Jiminy Cricket)

    Absquatulate the negative / (Frog Applause)

    And don’t mess with me intervenes …! (Popeye)

    (apologies to The Andrews Sisters, et al)

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    coltish1  over 1 year ago

    Sometimes it’s the only gracious thing to do.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    That’s me gone!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    2 legs bad, 6 legs good, allergic to insecticide.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Stamp out reality

    see what you want to see

    do what you want to do

    before reality stamps out you.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    This final season of America has been absolutely amazing. I mean, it starts with an attack on the Capital and ends with a new Supreme Court that is actively dismantling democracy! And it perfectly sets up the Civil War miniseries that will follow.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Whatever you think good Germans should have done in 1933 Germany

    good Americans need to be doing that now.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Have you hard about Stacy Brown?

    He got every chick in town.

    He got looks, he got class…

    Do anything to get a little lass.

    And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past…

    Everybody got one

    Everybody got one

    Everybody got one

    But Stacy Brown got two.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    When you’ve got 6 legs…

    You’ve got to know when to hold ’em

    Know when to fold ’em

    Know when to walk away

    And know when to run

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    “The general population doesn’t know what’s happening, and it doesn’t even know that it doesn’t know.” Noam Chomsky

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Old age problem. I used to know what it meant. Had to look it up. Time to blow this joint. (’60s gag)

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    This is the Frog Applause way to say “Take off you hoser!”

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  over 1 year ago

    Suction Cup Bra takes first place.

    Suction cup wall massage takes cool second.

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    gigagrouch  over 1 year ago

    i’m outta here!

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Wha choo makin’ off wid, Hexapod Dollie? I don’t need no BIG WORDS to know youse is runnin’! And dat guy in the Buster Browns is a-followin’ youse, too. Ha! Da jig is up! Froglandia SWAT is not far behind….

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    INGSOC   over 1 year ago

    My shadow hardly speaks so it rarely says goodbye, goes without saying.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Bet she loves to buy shoes.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 1 year ago

    Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum…

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    Bill Thompson  over 1 year ago

    There’s another orange-haired lusus naturae who should absquatulate forthwith to the nether realms.

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