Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 29, 2022

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry boss,.dog ate my leg.

    Overkill killed the orthopedic.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 2 years ago

    Anyway it’s funny how the phantom pain works.

    Nerves are cut off and what’s left hey still keep working the way they used to.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    If it ever lands in court between him and the dog’s owner, he won’t have a leg to stand on.

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    Randy B Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That scamp! Thinks it’s funny to run off with an artificial duodenum!

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    The Old Wolf  almost 2 years ago

    The dog stole my synthetic liver! Stop that dog!

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    … darn dog!…

    …now he doesn’t have a leg to stand on…

    ..how’s he supposed to train for the Froglandia Gladiators?…

    …old joke punchline…

    …well, pegleg, pegleg, pegleg!…

    …Frog Applause…

    …the Applause that refreshes…

    …recently, anyway…

    …or is it anyways?…I went to school in Ravenna…

    …we didn’t do grammar…

    …we did have the Catholic girls come into the public schools after 8th grade…

    …now those girls knew how to wear dresses…

    …too bad schools are trying to ban them from wearing them …

    …unprofessional, they say…

    …‘nowhere old punchline…

    …I fooled them…

    …I ain’t wearing any…

    …7-Up Gold…

    …for when you want your soda to taste like watered down New Coke…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …I originally wrote dam -nable dogs…

    …the comments police claimed that I used a banned word a day wouldn’t let me publish…

    …that’s new…

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    …I originally wrote dam -nable dogs…

    …the comments police claimed that I used a banned word and they wouldn’t let me publish until l changed it…

    …dam-ned rigged Supreme Court…

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    ransomknotts  almost 2 years ago

    I once read somewhere long ago, that when a small city drained its lake (don’t recall why), the city found 8-10 prosthetic arms and legs in it. That’s raises a lot of questions. Were the people attached to their prosthetic limbs when they were in the lack or was this all just a simple case of limb littering?

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Buddy steals sox.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    I can see it all now….dog takes it and runs, hobble hobble after the dog, dog goes in the basement…now you’re,screwed………………….chews the h-e-l-l out of it then naps….Who’s a bad bad dog?

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    coltish1  almost 2 years ago

    To me, it looks like he’s running off with a prosthetic jawbone of an @$$. So, what does that say about the victim here?

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    Linguist  almost 2 years ago

    Thusly, prothesis thief theories thrive!

    ( Say that 5 times fast and win a free lame Froglandia Bathmat! )
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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 2 years ago

    He hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

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    willie_mctell  almost 2 years ago

    The cat has hidden my dentures again. Spilled the glass of Polident too.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 2 years ago

    That looks more like a boomerang, Mate …!

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    6turtle9  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like a sock to me. And here I was cursing the dryer. It’s a little early for football, isn’t it?

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    Rotifer NOT GETTING RUBEN BOLLING’S PIN Thalweg Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The Coppertone C suite is calling it’s lawyers in 5, 4, 3, 2 …

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    charles9156  almost 2 years ago

    ha ha, been drinking?

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    Sisyphos  almost 2 years ago

    I think I get the idea, generally. But I do not understand why doggie-theft of a body part that appears to be from a leg (?) should lead to progressively worsening speech impediment. Could this be a symptom of the dread condition PANIC!?

    All in all, a satisfyingly lame ’toon….

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 2 years ago

    What is that? A clavicle?

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    They’ll never get it back. He’s got his tongue twisted around it.

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    mengelji  almost 2 years ago

    Is a 13/16" Box wrench considered a prosthetic device?

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