Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 11, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    It’s more effective at getting you out of bed.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Boomtown Rats can work for Monday too.

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    BasilBruce  over 1 year ago

    So what’s wrong with “Monday Monday” by the Mamas and the Papas?

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    Concretionist  over 1 year ago

    How does Rat get Pig’s phone open so he CAN change the ringtone?

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    Rina  over 1 year ago

    but.. but.. that’s ‘Master of Puppets’…

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    ronaldspence  over 1 year ago

    Pig is up and at em, though he wishes he wasn’t!

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    B UTTONS  over 1 year ago

    Pig, time to change your password from “Password123”

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    Ermine Notyours  over 1 year ago

    I have to wake up in eight hours to let my landlord and a worker in to repair my apartment. Maybe I should get to sleep soon.

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    Gent  over 1 year ago

    Not worries, Pig. Just do the Happy Monday dance with Garfield.

    https://www.gocomics.com/garfield/2022/07/11

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    “Eye of the Tiger” would be a good choice, too, Rat.

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    Ellis97  over 1 year ago

    Rat is a horrible rodent being.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    A rude awakening.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Get a chair, Rat

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    WaitingMan  over 1 year ago

    Wayne Newton’s “Kill ’em All” is much more morning appropriate.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    Rat decided, correctly, that harp music isn’t going to get anyone out of bed.

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    ekw555  over 1 year ago

    “Kill ’Em All” is an album title, not a song title.

    none of the 10 tracks have that name.I am imagining that was perhaps “Hit The Lights”, “Seek & Destroy” or “Whiplash”

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    ajr58(1)  over 1 year ago

    I use Allman Bros. “Blue Sky.”

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    Goat from PBS  over 1 year ago

    I know Mondays suck, but the least Rat could do is make them SLIGHTLY more enjoyable.

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    AndreasMartin  over 1 year ago

    My son tells me some Metal bands use harps too.…Poor harps.

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    Queen of America  over 1 year ago

    Does anyone remember Brenda Spencer in San Diego? I certainly do. She lived in my area.

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    Rat thrives on chaos, especially Mondays…

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    old_geek  over 1 year ago

    Mr. Blue Sky would be a happy, yet invigorating way.

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    waes-hael  over 1 year ago

    Oh, Stephan… Kill ’Em All is an ALBUM, not a song…

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I have a friend who plays the organ at church. It weighs a ton. Does that make her a heavy metal musician?!?

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    bigdawgjohn  over 1 year ago

    it’s ok Pig Rat should’ve set it to Seek and Destroy

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    Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Pig, be glad it wasn’t the Dell – “Don’t Worry Be Happy” whistling commercial.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I like Mondays. There’s fewer people on the beach.

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    Phydeux  over 1 year ago

    For pig it should be “Dazed and Confused”.

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    NWdryad  over 1 year ago

    My alarm is set to Enter Sandman.

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    Brian Collis  over 1 year ago

    should have been “Hit The Lights”

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    just another manic monday

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    carlsonbob  over 1 year ago

    Obviously not using face recognition.

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    schaefer jim  over 1 year ago

    God did I dread Monday’s prior to retirement.

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Oh, I so want that

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    Scott S  over 1 year ago

    I suggest Judas Priest Screaming For Vengeance.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Some day I’m going to murder the bugler

    Some day they’re going to find him dead

    I’ll amputate his revellie,and step upon it heavily

    And spend the rest of my life in bed

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    ChrisTrey  over 1 year ago

    Mine’s Led Zeppelin’s “Immigrant Song”.

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    Buoy  over 1 year ago

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOEJHNZpeck

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    Grover St. Clair  over 1 year ago

    I knew it was Monday when the nearby Army base blew “Reveille” twice.

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    syzygy47  over 1 year ago

    My ringtone is something starts and stays semi-loud and noticeable but isn’t jarring. I went with the Who’s opening to Baba OReily.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    Rat’s ploy did get you up and out of bed, Pig….

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    paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Reminds me of an occasion in my teens when I fell asleep with the radio on. I woke up to the opening bars of Elton John’s Funeral for a Friend.

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    edeloriea14  over 1 year ago

    “Enter Sandman” or a remake of “Whiskey in a Jar” are the Metalllica songs.

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    BC in NC Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If you really want to be devious set it to Battery from Master of Puppets. It goes from an acoustic 1 to thrash 11 real fast!

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    Croc Holliday  over 1 year ago

    All kidding aside, if you want to be gently woken up, get the alarm clock I have which has a light that slowly increases in intensity over several minutes before your set time. Then at the set time, soft music starts playing.

    It is way better than any alarm that suddenly starts playing at a set time.

    Just checked; apparently they’re called sunrise alarm clocks:

    https://www.wired.com/gallery/best-sunrise-alarm-clocks/

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    It got you out of bed, didn’t it? You’re welcome.

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    Swirls Before Pine  over 1 year ago

    I prefer “Noise” by Nightwish as an alarm.

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