Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2022

It’s going to be a pun day.

Oh, great, I hope that song doesn’t get stuck in my ARE YOU SOMEWHERE FEELING LONELY, OR IS SOMEONE LOVING YOU

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Does this have to deal with a Lionel Richie song?

Maybe he’s with those people flying through the clouds.

He surfed in on the Crest of a wave.

I give this 9.5 Groans.

One time I was the captain’s second mate.

The Capitan’s first mate was Gentleman Starkey in the original novel.

For those still trying to figure out the Smee reference:

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Mr._Smee

LOL!

The crab (seeing the bottle) says “Hey, the mail is in!

So many puns, so little time.

oh peter panned this one

Great comments here!

OMG, there was a discussion about Smee on another comic a few days ago.

Boo! :D

I can hear it in your voice, I can hear it in your words

It’s Smee that you are wanting and it’s Smee you’re looking for

’Cause I know just what you mean, and I know just what you say

And I tell you first mate Smee will make your day.

Oh. Oh, no. Oh, no no no no . . . sooooo wrong! What did we your loyal readers DO to deserve such PUNishment?