FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 17, 2022

If you’re happy and you know it, twitch your eye.

Riiiiiiiiiight.

Andy does Twitch

like father like son, unlike mother

Hey, look, the concierge has a divorce lawyer on retainer!

Voodoo doll puppetry sounds fun.

Andy, you’re stuck. Make the most of it.

Is his last name Griswald?

All she needs is some umbrella drinks.

Put me down for Steel Drums. The funnest instrument I have ever played

He really needs to worry about Andi getting into voodoo dolls.

I have always loved the last line from Roger in this one…

Um no, your husband is very clueless.

So now the dailies are in color, yet we still can’t get the Classic FoxTrot Sundays?

I’m going to repeat this each day until there is an explanation or it is changed. Stone Soup got their Classic Sundays eventually, it needs to happen here too.

Listen carefully, I will only say this once. RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

“snorkling”? Is that a baby snork? Coulda sworn it was “snorkeling”

They really shouldn’t you about a fake hurricane in order to maximize the experience.