Worst Superhero partner ever?? That’d be Chris O’Donnell from that Batman and Robin train wreck. And don’t even get me started on Batgirl and Poison Ivy.
Human Man should have just prayed for the robbery to stop. Prayer fixes everything, heals the sick, stops abortions, wins ball games, makes the crops grow, etc..
Praying is easy, taking action is hard and can get you injured or killed.
I dunno. I wouldn’t want to work for Mr. Fantastic. Or Tony Stark. And probably not the Hulk or Wolverine in case they have a freakout. And Professor X is pretty manipulative.
Batman’s got lots of problems working with sidekicks. Teaming up with Superman is kind of pointless if the enemy doesn’t have kryptonite. Wonder Woman could be a good partner, though if she has to go back to Themiscyra, you couldn’t accompany her unless you were also a woman.
And if I worked with Spiderman, I’d probably get killed at some point so that he can learn a lesson about power and responsibility. Maybe just let the cops handle it (badly).
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danketaz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Soon to be promoted to Deadman.
SNVBD almost 2 years ago
God is a jerk
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh oh, wrong God.
Dr. Quatermass almost 2 years ago
Worst Superhero partner ever?? That’d be Chris O’Donnell from that Batman and Robin train wreck. And don’t even get me started on Batgirl and Poison Ivy.
wrd2255 almost 2 years ago
I sense a metaphor here…
lazysenora almost 2 years ago
There’s a pocket in those tights?
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Poor Human-Man is so delusional that he thinks he has a crime fighting partner.
Kurtass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Human Man should have just prayed for the robbery to stop. Prayer fixes everything, heals the sick, stops abortions, wins ball games, makes the crops grow, etc..
Praying is easy, taking action is hard and can get you injured or killed.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
YOUR plan? There’s no “I am that I am” in “team.”
This reminds me of a bit from the Matt Smith “Doctor Who:”
Doctor: “You’ll all be fine, I just need to to trust me.”
Companion: “Trust you? You lie to us constantly!”
Doctor: “If I didn’t lie to you, I wouldn’t need you to trust me…”
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
I dunno. I wouldn’t want to work for Mr. Fantastic. Or Tony Stark. And probably not the Hulk or Wolverine in case they have a freakout. And Professor X is pretty manipulative.
Batman’s got lots of problems working with sidekicks. Teaming up with Superman is kind of pointless if the enemy doesn’t have kryptonite. Wonder Woman could be a good partner, though if she has to go back to Themiscyra, you couldn’t accompany her unless you were also a woman.
And if I worked with Spiderman, I’d probably get killed at some point so that he can learn a lesson about power and responsibility. Maybe just let the cops handle it (badly).
braindead Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Wow, this cartoon made me realize Trump has God-like powers, after all.
“Maybe Mike Pence deserves to be hanged.”
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Mysterious ways
cmxx almost 2 years ago
“Worst superhero partner ever”
Yes, they sure are.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Person man, person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man.
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man.
Trinity man, trinity man,
Trinity man created person man,
They team up, person man suffers horribly anyway,
Trinity man.
(No apologies to TMBG.)
bwinning almost 2 years ago
Apposable thumbs