the rest of the universe is on high alert from any contact with the destructive morons that run planet Earth ( and the destructive morons who put them in power to be destructive)
Hawking has spoken publicly about his fears that an advanced alien civilization would have no problem wiping out the human race the way a human might wipe out a colony of ants. He noted that human beings have a terrible history of mistreating, and even massacring, other human cultures that are less technologically advanced — why would an alien civilization be any different? Oh No they found us!!! Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Something’s Come Along And It’s Burst Our Bubble (Yeah, Yeah!)Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
I figured it out. The aliens are waiting for us to form a one-world government and prove we can at least get along with our fellow earthlings without always being at war somewhere before introducing us to real aliens.
Tossle Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Except that he’s not too close, he’s using the most powerful telescope ever.
Ratkin almost 2 years ago
As Porky Pig would say …“That’s all, focus”.
GreasyOldTam almost 2 years ago
Caution. Super novas in mirror are larger than they appear.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault almost 2 years ago
“Back off buster,”
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“Sheesh! Can’t a Proxima Centaurian star-bathed in the @#$&ing nude anymore?!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Reminder …
Through Telescope: Objects will appear closer than they actually are.
Sanspareil almost 2 years ago
The aliens are far away so the hyper-tachionic particle rays they send to Dr Mel will arrive in minus .003 seconds.
Good bye Dr Mel!
Shadowbat almost 2 years ago
In a related story, scientists have finally discovered the last digit of pi. God’s middle finger.
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 2 years ago
the rest of the universe is on high alert from any contact with the destructive morons that run planet Earth ( and the destructive morons who put them in power to be destructive)
blakerl almost 2 years ago
Hawking has spoken publicly about his fears that an advanced alien civilization would have no problem wiping out the human race the way a human might wipe out a colony of ants. He noted that human beings have a terrible history of mistreating, and even massacring, other human cultures that are less technologically advanced — why would an alien civilization be any different? Oh No they found us!!! Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Something’s Come Along And It’s Burst Our Bubble (Yeah, Yeah!)Uh-Oh, We’re In Trouble, Gotta Get Home Quick March On The Double!
Frer Squirrel almost 2 years ago
Who is mooning us? Callisto?
fencie almost 2 years ago
Obviously more advanced than we are — they used “you’re” correctly.
Ken Otwell almost 2 years ago
I figured it out. The aliens are waiting for us to form a one-world government and prove we can at least get along with our fellow earthlings without always being at war somewhere before introducing us to real aliens.
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
It says: “Mind your own business”
phritzg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Other message possibilities: “To Serve Man” and “We’re Coming For You”
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
The great thing abou the JWST is that it allows us to look much farther into the past, closer to the time when the universe was very young.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
Real neighborly folks.
Csaw Backnforth almost 2 years ago
It reads: “Lrrr of Omicron Persei 8 for galactic ruler.”
Bilan almost 2 years ago
Don’t tailgate planets. They have the right of way.
eb110americana almost 2 years ago
“So, you ever been to Earth?”“Earth? Oh, you mean those creepy pervs with the telescopes?”
vick53 almost 2 years ago
First time I saw that phrase was in a Fantastic Four comic back in the 60’s. It was on the Thing’s shorty pants.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If it was the Hubble telescope, it would be an eye chart.
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
“We’re sorry, due to technical difficulties beyond our control — oh, forget that, it’s all YOUR fault!”
bakana almost 2 years ago
The Correct quote is: “If you can read this, you are too D###ed Close.”