Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 07, 2022

Since you haven’t received a paycheck the entire time you’ve been here, then you should realize you’re category four, slaves.

Or as the Texas State Board of Education would like to put it, “Involuntary Relocatees”.

Like trolls, cannon gotta eat.

Lottery – who gets to live and who gets to die.

Either way, Dirk wins, and you lose, since Dirk always losses.

Employees? You a cogs in the machine.

Intern. Once you learn the job you’ll go on salary. Right now you’re gaining experience for your résumé.

Well now! Dirk supplies them oxygen, food, water, space station to live on, and sends them to storm-trooper school. So yes, they are Cannon Fodder.

They used to be classified as ‘redshirts’, but they had too many recruitment problems…

You are “indedependent contractors” until the next round of lawsuits is settled.

“Expendable…”

I see XY-23 is late in filing for his taxes if he’s asking that kind of question

“Temps”

You’re gig workers, and not normally around long enough to get a paycheck.

“Red Shirt.”

It’s not an option, it’s a requirement.

The Plus side of hiring Cannon Fodder is that, if you “Forget” to pay them, when they get Killed in battle, you get to Keep their wages.