Garfield by Jim Davis for August 13, 2022

That shouldn’t be a problem, right?

For starters, Garfield has never done exercise

Exercise. I could watch it all day……

That is easy

Exercise goal – DON’T

Goal met.

Well there goes all your 9 lives

I thought you DID exercise-your appetite Gar! ;D

Don’t exercise and you won’t have to worry that much about long-term goals…

Nooooo. Come on Garfield. Does that mean that Garfield will never kick Odie again?

Again?

again ?

They made me do exercises, it’s not my fault. But now I am exercise free.

Finally, a goal I can accomplish!

Come on, Garfield, what about chasing the ice cream truck or the pizza delivery truck? That should count as exercise for you, since it does involve food.

But his stomach is a world champion body builder

I have evidence that Garfield exercises, I have a Garfield jogging figure, here’s the link: https://www.collectorsweekly.com/stories/306144-garfield-jogging-figure

I think that’s a goal the Garfield can reach and keep!

Hand to mouth with food and getting out of bed, are NOT exercises!

Some might say that never exercising again is a long-term fitness goal.

Smart. Not healthy but definitely smart…

when did he EVER TRY? last ones I remember he was making fun of his outfit given by Jon, which I would too. and second when he went “he was built to do push-ups” because his stomach prevents him to do any. the closer to “exercise” he does is to run from possible danger or toward food.

I always thought that if I wrote down different workout routines that I would magically get in shape. I never thought it involved actually going to the gym.

Which may result in short term life goals.

What do you mean, Garfield? You never exercised for 44 years!