Close to Home by John McPherson for June 28, 2022

Surprise, surprise.

just tweak them a little.

I wish you were here instead of me.

They should consider a fire sale

the snack section better have Red Hots!

They’re in the right place to have chestnuts.

And chocolate is all melted!

There are a few people I’d sent them to. I see no reason to wait until I’m dead to do it.

I can think of a few people I would send those cards to, if I knew where they were. I expect the underworld would have certain information resources.

“Wish you were here instead of me”

Poor Bleeb. I never expected to see him down there. RIP fella…

Cards by Dante?

Well at least the saunas will be working, lol

I don’t know why the “Wish You Were Here” cards aren’t popular – I’ve been telling people for years they should go there.

Can´t understand that, if I am there, I want EVERYBODY to be there except accountants, politicians and lawyers – I mean H**l is H**l but you have to draw the line somewhere.

I had to use * because THAT word is banned!

“As Henry Van Cleve’s soul passed over the Great Divide, he realized that it was extremely unlikely that his next stop could be Heaven. And so, philosophically, he presented himself where innumerable people had so often told him to go.”

Heaven Can Wait (1943)

They’d send one to Nancy Pelosi, but she’ll be there soon enough.

can’t imagine why. ;)

one good thing is all the ladies are hot

Considering the current state of US politics, I would think those would be the best sellers.

Classic sales strategy. If you don’t have what they want, make them want what you have. Move the cards to the office supplies section under the “Bosses Day” reminder.

What have we found?

The same old fears

Wish you were here

- Waters / Gilmour

Should change it to “awaiting your arrival”

I’ll take a couple of “go straight to”, and two or three “see you in”, and few “no way in”…

… also, I guess I can return all these “you first” cards.

Despite their best intentions, most people will end up there unfortunately.

“A Dying man couldn’t make up his mind which place to go to — both have their advantages, “heaven for climate, he!! for company!” – Mark Twain

I don’t know… Seems they’d send them to their enemies!

I can’t believe that the people that would end up there wouldn’t lots of people that should be there.

Every time I ask Patsnozzle to pick out a card for someone, he looks at me like I’ve told him to go there!!!!!! :)

Is that the other one? Blop?

How are the get well cards doing?

Michael: Jason. This is the Bad Place. Of course there’s a Gift Shop. (The Good Place)

I always thought misery loves company.

I would have thought the ‘Wish You Were Here’ card would be a hot seller!

A gift shop in “He!!.” Hahaha…