Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 06, 2022

I hope the spring is good and strong so that when it pops, so does the mouse.

But that is not a clock.

Toasty

Ewwww…burnt mouse hair!

Smells like chicken…..

And when the toast is ready?

What’s worse than wet dog smell, toasted rat and burning fur smell.

What’s odd is tanning isn’t caused by infrared, it’s caused by ultraviolet radiation…

Roasted rodent. Yum!

Any tanning bed radiates risks.

Something about panel 2 makes me go…ewwww

You should use an air fryer instead, to get an even tan all around.

The 19th century French zoologist Georges Cuvier was reported to enjoy grilled mouse on toast. Although that may be apocryphal.

Too bad you don’t tan from heat