Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for June 28, 2022

Andy being helpful in his own special way.

yeah, how inconvenient to have the bill be put out of Chalkie’s reach

Another case of Andy’s alligator arms!

You have to give them SOME hope from time to time!

@ Number Three Today’s Strip IS Funny , the ay our HERO Mr Andrew Capp is helpful in getting the bill paid is priceless :o) my avatar again is a picture of our fav actor Rowan Atkinson as Mr Bean smiling because he’s in a good mood like I am how was your day? ours should be quite calm we both are in a good mood , no shopping to do or errands to run just stay inside the house and keep hydrated because it’s windy outside, keep safe and thanks for caring young lady.

that waiter should be fired

Andy could have left well enough alone. But when he circled back to knick the tip, well everybody was not in a good mood and decided not to get hydrated.

Surprising he didn’t pass it to Flo!!

At a guess, Andy has a “bill Ale ment”.

You know doggone well that check wasn’t going to stay glued to Andy’s hand!

Just a little excitement? I thought Flo would’ve fainted from shock!

Andy didn’t want Chalkie to strain his arm reaching for that bill. Being a good mate, huh Andy?

“La Posh”. Cracking me up… and no one else seems to be mentioning it.

An old Jack Benny routine.

Andy’s actions match his expectations. Somebody else pays.

As me old granny used to say, “He’s as tight as the third coat of paint on the wall!”

Or, as me mother used to say, “He’s so tight, he’s constipated … he hates to even give away his shite!”

Then he had to go wash his hands so he doesn’t break out in a rash.

This is why I prefer to dine alone. No faffing about with who’s paying the bill or splitting it.

I just don’t understand why people can’t pay for their own meals individually.

xxx

@Afficionado

Hey, Affie.

I’m currently at the library again and after that I’m going into the supermarket to buy a Chocolate Weetabix Breakfast Drink for tomorrow because there has been no chocolate ones in the Post Office/Newsagents for the past couple of weeks. But I’m still going to check tomorrow. If there is, I’ll just return the supermarket one or keep it for next week. But I will have to look at the expiry date in case it goes off. I’m not sure if it’ll keep for a week.

I’ve been paid from the surveys today. £15.73 I made this month. £112.43 in PayPal now. It’s nice to see it grow.

Tomorrow I’m at my volunteering and then KFC. Yesterday, I had the absolute pleasure to (virtually) join Gweedo, RJM, Whisplicka and asaint at the ‘Yak & Yeti’ restaurant in Arvada, Colorado. I was there over the phone. It was the first time I had spoke to asaint. A lovely man. One day… One day I will be there in person.

Stay safe, stay well, stay cool and stay happy, pal.

Andy would rather take a flying leap into the canal than pay the bill.

Flo I’ll bet excitement is an understatement, I am sure total and complete astonishment would have been more accurate.

Considering his long friendship with Andy, I would think that by now Chalkie knows it’s always a good idea to agree ahead of time on who’s paying.

He didn’t want Chalkie to strain a muscle.