Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 28, 2022

We’ve had it backwards the whole time. Phoebe is Marigold’s imaginary friend.

Lemme guess, Marigold is brainwashing everyone to think she’s doing everything because she wants attention?

Could this be something called, “The Unicorn Identity”?

Who’s next? Max telling Phoebe his gratitude to Marigold for recommending a good video game?

Dakota must’ve just washed & conditioned her hair .. lookit those highlights!

Vexed or hexed? I sense Magic Shenanigans™.

Adjusting the Shield of Boringness is not without consequence.

Looks like Mari has stolen Phoebe’s identity! :D

All right, Marigold, what are you doing to pad out your ego this time?

Well, Phoebe is sort of an honorary unicorn, so maybe it’s gotten to where she’s completely indistinguishable from a real one.

I’m thinking Marigold cast a spell on the phone, making Phoebe’s voice sound like hers. “Mutare vocem!”

Jump in a sewer, Dakota.

If Marigold is deliberately stealing Phoebe’s thunder, that’s the worst thing she’s ever done as a “friend.”

Hmmm, something is defenitely scwewy awound hewe.

Uh-oh, I think Phoebe has been hanging out with Marigold too much. Marigold’s aura has become attached to her!

Tell mG that Britney Spears said thank you for saving her from that burning car on the side of the freeway