Pluggers by Rick McKee for June 28, 2022

Should plays golf with yer bear hands.

arthritis in the hands is the worse for any sportsman

Pluggers are old, sick, fat, cheap, and out-of-touch. Anything else?

Don’t play golf so I don’t have to worry about a handicap :-)

Tom Moore has had several published. Congratulations. He thinks like a plugger.

Well he got his caddy near

And he got bruised in the move and don’t know how to stand now

Seems he forgot all about the injury

When he was told he’s an old man now

And with the hearing aid blasting

Goes sauntering just as slow as he can now

And he’ll play golf, golf, golf

’Til arthritis takes him from the Tee away

Handicap = honesty. Yells, fore, takes six, puts down five.

This one really hits home. Just when I have the time and the money to play all the golf I want, my arthritis is aching constantly.

Never understood why golfers put so much effort trying to kill something they cannot eat.

I tore my Achilles this spring. I have been riding in the golf cart and just chipping and putting so far this year.

Putting from the rough can be especially difficult on those joints.

Aurther-itis is a handicap for any Plugger doing any activity, especially trying to open your favorite container of snacks.

Too much ‘cargo’ in our shorts.

Real Pluggers only play mini golf.

Golf handicap. Horeseback riding handicap. Swimming handicap. Dog walking handicap (didn’t know there was one of those, didja?)