Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 29, 2022

Queue jumper

Wizards a gopher

You could’ve conjured those up instead of cutting in line.

I thought the sand was really hot?

“Thank you, sir. We’ll have that ready for you right after we serve the next three customers.”

Just placed himself at the right height to get sand kicked into his face…….

Wow, guess I’m getting old. I’ve never heard of any of those ice cream flavors. I am so old that I only remember that a Wagon Wheel snack was a chocolate covered Twinkie.

Freeze ray!

How did he get in front of the guy with the tan trunks?

You will be filling in the hole once you’re finished, right, Wiz?

That seems like so much extra work, when he could’ve just moved the line ahead twenty feet to the left and thus been the only one in the line for treats. Or, he could’ve just sent the line to a holding area till he got his treats and return the line after.

The Wiz is getting boring…if you know what I mean. :D

gasp! he jumped in line, get him!

Wiz will have a little trouble eating that treat when the guys behind him finish burying him. A little sand kicking and the wiz is gone.

It’s been done……

https://www.b98.tv/video/hole-idea/

He should have just zapped up his ice cream. LOL

Never heard of those…

It was three people, Wiz! Even YOU can wait that long!

wouldn’t it have been easier to just zap everyone somewhere else

Woulda been easier if he was a Cat. Transdimensional interfaces are easy-peasy…

Cheater!

I wonder if Wong and Dr. Strange do that with portals?

Digging a tunnel to get to the front of the line would be the most unlikely and impractical way to accomplish that for a wizard. C’mon Man!

Now I know he’s an evil wizard, but this is the evillest thing he has ever done.

I’m sure that Wiz wanted a Patriot pop (red, white, and blue popsicle) and a round ice cream sandwich.