Today, June 23rd, and my lovely Unicorn Balloon is still with us! She’s becoming softer, more velvety, but still inflated and round! She is now 12 days old! A fine ripe old age for a helium balloon. She is spending her “golden days” on my nightstand.
MARIGOLD: “There was once a unicorn named Taffeta Brilliance Unlimited. For one brief moment, she allowed herself to withhhold her non-stop ability to talk about herself, and……….” / PHOEBE: “And?” / MARIGOLD: “Fortunately, we found enough of her scattered around to enable herself to be whole again. Not many unicorns can do that.” / PHOEBE: “Really?” / MARIGOLD: “Taffeta did have to wait until she grew another cheek.”
Averagemoe almost 2 years ago
Do it in song form. That’s the most efficient way to burn it.
codycab almost 2 years ago
Kinda like How Roger from “American Dad.” needs to be a jerk or else he’ll die.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
oh, we so don’t want to see the mass extinction of unicorns rambling about their narcissism to non-unicorns
LupisLight almost 2 years ago
Wait, so how has Lord Splendid Humility not exploded by now?
Enter.Name.Here almost 2 years ago
A unicorn exploding is sadly a beautiful sight. All the sparkles and flashes of color and …..
iggyman almost 2 years ago
“I started out as a colt”? She starts!
Troglodyte almost 2 years ago
This gives an entirely different meaning to “swelling with pride”! :D
Decepticomic almost 2 years ago
Maybe she should start a podcast.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Seems like a low bar. I don’t want most people to explode, even the ones I hate. It would be messy.
SylviSterling almost 2 years ago
Today, June 23rd, and my lovely Unicorn Balloon is still with us! She’s becoming softer, more velvety, but still inflated and round! She is now 12 days old! A fine ripe old age for a helium balloon. She is spending her “golden days” on my nightstand.
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
I wouldn’t want her to explode either!
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People would probably expect me to clean that up.
bgrauman almost 2 years ago
MARIGOLD: “There was once a unicorn named Taffeta Brilliance Unlimited. For one brief moment, she allowed herself to withhhold her non-stop ability to talk about herself, and……….” / PHOEBE: “And?” / MARIGOLD: “Fortunately, we found enough of her scattered around to enable herself to be whole again. Not many unicorns can do that.” / PHOEBE: “Really?” / MARIGOLD: “Taffeta did have to wait until she grew another cheek.”
DaBump Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ah yes, keeping you from exploding. That’s what friends are for!