Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 21, 2022

Billable hours are the thing. Which is why there are so many lawyers named William, I guess.

He’s a legal beagle.

And isn’t that really what legal representation is all about?

Then, how come he isn’t doing his business on the lawn ?

…and when his lips are moving?

By the looks of the carpet he can do something else too.

I worked on your case for two days, here’s your bill for 200 billable hours.

And I can only shake my head when I speak: “I can’t BILLieve it!”

Q: What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

A: A rooster clucks defiance.

He collected many a bill back in his duck hunting days.

Business Dog!

Managing a perfect Double Windsor on his tie clinched it.

Is he related to Mr. Peabody?

And he does a doggone good Trump impression.

But can he coo?