Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for June 23, 2022

Well go get him if you want a marriage.

Work does not want your child.

The kid is keeping the night watchman company.

“Oh. Okay. As long as you bring him back tomorrow.”

Put your Teenager on a bus with a one way ticket. He’ll have to get a job and earn money for a return ticket.

Nowadays, that could get you arrested.

They probably made the kid CEO now.

Ouch!

A loophole!

Nice try. But if you want that deduction on your 1040, you better go get him back.

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Wish my one neighbor would take his dog to work and leave it there. Sure would be a relief from the barking dog syndrome.

Details……details…….details. The devil is in the details.

I’m GlaDOS he doesn’t work at Aperture Science Laboratories.

I just couldn’t “Like” this one, having just heard that the guy who let his kid die in his car while he was at work was released by the Georgia Supreme Court.

Kind of old school sexist towards both men and women. He’s clueless and she’s supposed to be in charge of it all.

Take your daughter to work day is the best time to get her tested.

Kid’s helping the night janitor do his rounds now.

my mother wished that my father had thought of that…

There goes any chance he had at that “Dad of the Year” award.