The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 19, 2022

Just like with a toddlers toys; the dirtiest and most torn is the one that received the most love.

And just when he had it broken in the way he liked it……

So they has seperate washing machine to washes doggie stuffs, eh.

Wash out the slobber and the hair

Or you don’t get no towel there

If you do mess that kitchen floor

You ain’t gonna rock and roll no more

Yuckety yuck (don’t talk back)

Just finish cleanin’ up your towel

Let’s see that gust fly from your bowels

Get all that garbage out of sight

Or you sleep outside all Friday night

Yuckety yuck (what a muck!)

You just put a brush on your coat instead

And put the towel to the laundromat

And when you finish doin’ that

Dog hear this song done by the cat

Yuckety yuck (don’t bark back)

Don’t you give me no dirty looks

Your master’s hip, he knows what cooks

Just tell your hoodwinked towel right

You got time to remake ya “pride”

Yuckety yuck (history comes back)

PSA: Don’t use all those chemicals in Febreze, laundry soap, etc . . . can you imagine what that must smell like to a dog?? I use unscented laundry soap, both due to scent-sitivity of mine, and for the dogs’ sake when I wash their beds and toys.

Washing it took a load off her mind.

Alas, all those ‘delightful’ odors lost forever….. or at least until new ones are infused.

Our Doree did not like when her towel got dirty or stinky. She would pull it out of her bed to let me know it was time to wash it. I eventually learned to wash it weekly. I was difficult to train.

Well, it’s back to the starting board.