Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for June 24, 2022

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    Heres Waldo  almost 2 years ago

    This was 2/3 of a pun. P.U. ;-)

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    Little Caesar  almost 2 years ago

    I didn’t CU it was.

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    So this is what happens when you mix the periodic table of elements and the game Scrabble together.

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Sorry, but it’s got a long half-life.

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    backyardcowboy  almost 2 years ago

    Turn out the lights and he’ll light the place up. (Which could be bad.)

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    SHIVA  almost 2 years ago

    Sulphur!!!!

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    distortion  almost 2 years ago

    Somebody broke bad.

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    Vilyehm  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t flush those solids, Barium.

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    paul  almost 2 years ago

    I would’ve guessed it was He – a solid 2.

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    P51Strega  almost 2 years ago

    He’s known for emitting

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    bobpeters61  almost 2 years ago

    Happens to us all, periodically.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    Don’t pay attention to him, he’s a little lightheaded.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    I like all the elemental humor in the comments.

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    Jon Schutter  almost 2 years ago

    Sulfur

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    Znox11  almost 2 years ago

    Mr. Hydrogen, just light a match.

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    SmashedHat  almost 2 years ago

    That is not a noble gas.

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    Nuliajuk  almost 2 years ago

    Usually it’s S that leaves the room in that state.

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Was it you, Sodium?”

    “Na”

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    Mark is giving us a lesson today on the elements of successful humour!

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    Stocky One  almost 2 years ago

    He WAs. Be KINd.

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    The marauders   almost 2 years ago

    Well I guess there’s no need to crack this case open

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    N O Pu N C H Li N Er

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    jango  almost 2 years ago

    Plutonium lives forever

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    skildude  almost 2 years ago

    I bet he left a nuclear pile.

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    Mary Sullivan Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bathroom jokes are the best. LOL

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    walk.rich  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe it was Hydrogen hooking up with his friend Sulfide.

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    Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    CH4

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    Spiffy  almost 2 years ago

    What DOES a mushroom cloud smell like?

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    MajorPlowshares  almost 2 years ago

    Peee Yewwww! And it’s got a really long half life!

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    Katzi428  almost 2 years ago

    My dad’s side of the family used to call farts “Carbon Di -Backside”

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Pee-Yew!

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    Michael Scott Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I would guess S

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    Ac!

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    Daeder  almost 2 years ago

    It’s probably CH4.

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    ramonmister28  almost 2 years ago

    Where’s Methane?

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    awgiedawgie Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Well, Hydrogen, you’re the gassiest one there.

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    tinstar  almost 2 years ago

    Well, that just stinks.

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    manowarrior  almost 2 years ago

    For a second there,I thought they were scrabble tiles.there should be a few with 2 letters on them.

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