Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for June 23, 2022

In “Nancy : The Musical,” Nancy sings the following ditty while working the robot controller,

“Well, I can mash potato (I can mash potato)

Well, I can do the twist (And I can do the twist)

Whoa, tell me, Mildred (Tell me Mildred)

Do you like it like this? (Do you like it like this?)"

And Aunt Fritzi thought those hours of playing video games wouldn’t translate to the real world!

Yep, Nancy’s found more cheat codes than any of her friends.

Would you believe she’s a Monster Masher?

I don’t think OJ has ever captured Nancy as an eight year old girl so accurately.

Cornering in fighting games? Cheap.

This is the only way I ever win at Street Fighter games.

So it’s definitely remote controlled stuff, not robots.

Call me unobservant, but I didn’t know this ‘race’ was taking place on a table

Random mashing.