Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 04, 2022

Just have a few cats and a couple of kids and then it would be easy.

In another life, I worked at a coffee roaster. I had an opportunity to try Kopi Luwak. I enjoyed it, but wouldn’t pay $100/pound for it.

Just use yourself,Scott…

From https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3685101/Forget-cats-dogs-experts-reveal-deer-llama-wallabies-civets-good-human-companions.html:

“According to the researchers from the Wageningen University and Research Centre, the sika deer, agile wallaby, tamar wallaby, llama, and Asian palm civet are all suitable as pets.”

Of course, that assumes you can trust researchers from a place called the Wageningen University and Research Centre.

“Or two?”

Mocha doo-doo about nothing?

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Poop-pickers make pretty good money I hear.

SO glad to see Scott at his best (which is his worst, of course).

Feeding it the coffee beans wouldn’t work. It wants the fruity covering and the beans are just a byproduct. So you’d have to have several coffee shrubs.

Scott makes Monday the best day of the week.After Friday.

Amazing what some people will go through to have something that other people don’t.

Well, I don’t know about you people, but I’ll just stick with Folgers French Roast. Brew it strong and serve it black.

So some folks pay extra to have their coffee beans surrounded by dung? Not gonna say what I think about their mental state…

I see that you have thought about this project!