“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking is a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
Bear with me a moment. Jonathan Edwards (and others) did a song called Sunshine. In the song Mr. Edwards pens the lyrics, “you can’t even run your own life, I’ll be d*mned if you run mine.” I have enough difficulty running my own life, why for crying out loud would I want to rule the world? I’ve no such pretensions though there are those who do. I know myself well enough to understand that were I to try ruling the world, I’d just muck it up…
FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago
“It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking is a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.”
seanfear over 1 year ago
… and think of sleeping again
dflak over 1 year ago
I don’t have to rule the world; I just have to keep it from ruling me.
Just-me over 1 year ago
Bear with me a moment. Jonathan Edwards (and others) did a song called Sunshine. In the song Mr. Edwards pens the lyrics, “you can’t even run your own life, I’ll be d*mned if you run mine.” I have enough difficulty running my own life, why for crying out loud would I want to rule the world? I’ve no such pretensions though there are those who do. I know myself well enough to understand that were I to try ruling the world, I’d just muck it up…
I was FRAMED!!!!!! over 1 year ago
The ‘grown-up manners’ would be a stretch, and really coffee has no effect on being able to use them, one way or another.
Ken Norris Premium Member over 1 year ago
I require .5 liters to be able to function in the most rudimentary manner…
goboboyd over 1 year ago
But even then, only if intend to interact with another human. Just for the duration.
Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago
Drink coffee! Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy.
garcoa over 1 year ago
Until I have the 2nd cup in my hand, you don’t want to even speak to me. “Grown up matters”, that is something completely different.
old_geek over 1 year ago
All Brain needed was a plan for tomorrow night.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Atta girl!!!
crazeekatlady over 1 year ago
Maybe. Maybe. We can only hope in my case.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
You probably should have stopped at dress yourself.
ChrisTrey over 1 year ago
But wouldn’t controlling the caffeine supply mean you would control the world?