My sneezes can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a coworker emailed me a “God bless you.” She worked in the building across the parking lot.
My snores are equally epic. They don’t measure them in decibels. They use the Richter scale.
We used to yell “Who’s the U.N. Secretary General?” when we saw someone getting ready to sneeze. That was back in Dag Hammarskjöld’s tenure some time ago. You had to be there.
C almost 2 years ago
Nothing to sneeze at
Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Who nose what fame awaits you? Nostrildamus?
shell.hawk almost 2 years ago
Got a few of those drama queens in my family!
dflak almost 2 years ago
I have sinuses the size of Carlsbad Caverns.
My sneezes can set off a car alarm at 50 paces. I once sneezed and a coworker emailed me a “God bless you.” She worked in the building across the parking lot.
My snores are equally epic. They don’t measure them in decibels. They use the Richter scale.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
First sneeze of spring and suddenly neighbors’ yards have a lot more pollen floating around.
ChristineMurphy almost 2 years ago
That’s me! Now if I could just get my husband to stop saying “Bless you.”
purepaul almost 2 years ago
Good that my wife won’t see this.
MartinPerry1 almost 2 years ago
No way he is as good as Billy Gilbert was.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
He would be great as a dramatic ‘pickyournoser’/‘boogerflinger’ as well.
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gesundheit!
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 2 years ago
We used to yell “Who’s the U.N. Secretary General?” when we saw someone getting ready to sneeze. That was back in Dag Hammarskjöld’s tenure some time ago. You had to be there.