Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for July 06, 2022

Find a new doctor…..

“Then stop reading Charles Schultz.”

I’m shell shocked by the statement.

You can have (work for) chicken feed instead.

What, you want to work for almonds now?

Cosmo’s having a dry-roasted sense of humor today.

I want a raisin pay. I’m running low on gorp.

When you are paid peanuts for your work.. getting more peanuts ain’t the answer to fixing an allergy.

Well Cosmo, I’d at least demand a desk organizer.

If an allergy ale’s you. You should head to the Pub. They may have a stout remedy to make you less bitter. But don’t be lager-ly about it yeast you forget the raise you are fermenting for. And as a writer, you should put down your arguments yeast you forget them in your anger. Just don’t get hopping mad.

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Now I’m going to have a remnant of an old song circulating in my head all day.

I quit reading all the old comics too (like Peanuts) with the except of Calvin & Hobbes. Calvin ’splains Donald Trump so well!