Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 13, 2022

other than the first one, all are possible i guess

If you have to ask, then it’s too much. Most of us never have to ask. /s

Oh, and a fairy to wash the dishes, too.

Maybe add to that, that the little fairy doesn’t snicker at your panty size…

Are you feeling okay, Aunty? That’s quite a reasonable request. . .

Quit your job, buy sweat pants, and hire Glen from across the street. There, see how easy that was…

1-Unplug, 2-Elastic pants under a baggy top, 3-Dress out of the laundry basket. Ah, bachelor living. (Probably explains why I’m still single.) More wine?

…and woodland creatures to clean my house and DO my laundry…

Instead you get: Can’t get to sleep until 8AM; Get your pants from Omar, the Tent-maker; and a little Fairy shows up to “Criticize your entire life, girlfriend…”

⏱⛺☹️

I thought you wuz married Aunty? Wut gives? Butler on call duty?

YES!

It’s Youtopia…

The fairy is Dad. I’m lucky. He does all that because he gets bored.

I would add a hot cup of coffee to that wish list.

I could use a fairy to clean my house.

And wash my dishes – that’s the biggie!

i suppose it would be a better world if it were one in which these were really considered priorities…

That would be fairy nice.

It is at my house…

10 am is better

I’ve got it all figured out except the Laundry Fairy.

I get mad when somebody wakes me up at 8:00…