Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 15, 2022

You’d know best on that score, Breezy.

Can’t recall. Dicey is related to Breezy, right?

Rip is really holding his anger there.

No, not really.

Yes, for certain values of “gentle”. Maybe she needs to define what she means by gentle.

He once used Charmin Ultra Soft. Does that count?

Wha!!! Ka-Gentle???

He did once, but that got his fists snickering at him.

ka-love me tender

Is that a rhetorical question, Breezy?

With you, Breezy, yes.

\\//_

Using three fingers to punch. It was strangely unsatisfying.

Sorry Breez, but gentle isn’t in Rip’s vocabulary, just like honesty in trumps

Ka-smash ’em bash ’em. :)

KA-GENTLE APPROACH!

Does the gentle approach involve giggling knuckles?

Dicey is innocent only possessed. same with Oaktree. they need an exorcist.

I saw JPuzzleWhiz name-checking The Hurffenlurfer over on Mary Worth. That’d be a crossover!

Is it too late to contact Uncle Panama?

Rip: Punching things works for Superman!