Sheesh there’s been so many hideous sun spiders in our yard! They’re like 3 inches long and i swear they can run 50mph! They chase my little dachshund around the yard with those horrifying pinchers menacingly up in the air (shudder)
In the southern US, we have Wolf spiders that carry their egg sacs on their abdomen. Try not to squeal like a little girl when a thousand baby Wolf spiders run out from under your shoe. So, I scoop mama up and take her to the porch where she and her offspring munch mosquitoes and other pests.
Reminds me of the Rod Serling episode where the spider keeps getting washed down the drain but keeps coming back larger. Wished I had never seen that as a very young child. Brrr.
Now and then a spider will weave its web across the doorway of my garage service door. As much as I admire its artistry and hard work keeping other insects at bay, getting a faceful of spiderweb is no fun.
I was one of a group of temporary workers who finished our assignment early. The client decided to offer a little extra work for the better workers. I was asked to mop a floor. The floor had a little used floor drain. When some of the mop water went into the drain, dozens of tiny mosquitoes came out of it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
bad news, good news, and more bad news
Concretionist almost 2 years ago
Some folks are extremely spider phobic. So it’s probably good that they don’t know how many spiders there are all around them all the time.
sirbadger almost 2 years ago
If flushing doesn’t work, try very hot water.
Frankie5466 almost 2 years ago
Sheesh there’s been so many hideous sun spiders in our yard! They’re like 3 inches long and i swear they can run 50mph! They chase my little dachshund around the yard with those horrifying pinchers menacingly up in the air (shudder)
momofalex7 almost 2 years ago
I’d feel the same way as Opal.
rekam Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Just call the exterminator.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Arachnophobic, eh Opal? (Had to use a new big word)!
C almost 2 years ago
How about a tarantula to take your mind off the baby spiders?
John Wiley Premium Member almost 2 years ago
In the southern US, we have Wolf spiders that carry their egg sacs on their abdomen. Try not to squeal like a little girl when a thousand baby Wolf spiders run out from under your shoe. So, I scoop mama up and take her to the porch where she and her offspring munch mosquitoes and other pests.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
That’s it? No clown?
jhpeanut almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of the Rod Serling episode where the spider keeps getting washed down the drain but keeps coming back larger. Wished I had never seen that as a very young child. Brrr.
Jeff0811 almost 2 years ago
In the back of my mind I’m thinking of how beneficial spiders are for the ecosystem, my immediate reaction though is to get a can of Raid!®
Lisa Marie Chamberlain almost 2 years ago
I think he is just kidding
SamT53 almost 2 years ago
People often say, “Don’t kill spiders, they are our friends.” Yeah, well, we aren’t their friends, so squash ’em!
The Fly Hunter almost 2 years ago
Spiders are competition for me.
l3i7l almost 2 years ago
Now and then a spider will weave its web across the doorway of my garage service door. As much as I admire its artistry and hard work keeping other insects at bay, getting a faceful of spiderweb is no fun.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Nice going Earl…the joke back fired!
RMom Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Set it on fire! The only real solution.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
Then, I emptied the water heater on them.
ANIMAL almost 2 years ago
You DO know that baby spiders can be washed down the drain too……. right..? -——RIGHT..????
Neat '33 almost 2 years ago
I would refer you to a photo I’ve seen many times of a “giant” spider hanging on a kitchen door in Australia that measured at least two feet across.
heathcliff2 almost 2 years ago
Call Ghostbusters and take her to a museum.
Lightpainter Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Opal should check out the spiders in " The Mist" on Netflix. Hint: it is from a Stephen King story.
Jaime Jean M almost 2 years ago
Earl’s been binge-watching “Stranger Things”.
Jogger2 almost 2 years ago
I was one of a group of temporary workers who finished our assignment early. The client decided to offer a little extra work for the better workers. I was asked to mop a floor. The floor had a little used floor drain. When some of the mop water went into the drain, dozens of tiny mosquitoes came out of it.
NavalHistorian almost 2 years ago
Get your stuff out of the house and set it on fire.
tung cha cha cha almost 2 years ago
I always close the spout after washing spiders down the drain. That way, the spiders can’t climb up the spout again.
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Yup!