Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 13, 2022

Lightweight pizza

You put something on your food without checking?

Then go give it to him.

I thought pixie dust needed “happy thoughts” in order to fly. I am pretty sure a pizza doesn’t think or is the Wiz eating sentient pepperoni?

One order of pizza for the lost boys coming up………..

One weight-watcher’s pizza pie coming up!

You would think Wiz would label these things so stuff like this wouldn’t happen!

Good but will the pizza taste any better?

OOOOooo! Pixie dust. I want a piece of pixie pizza please.

The perils of not labeling stuff.

How does the wizard make pixie dust?

Does he dry them out? Does he grind them up?

What do pixies taste like?

This is a trailer for the next blockbuster “The Flying Pixie Dust Pizza Versus the Flying Spaghetti Monster”.

Back to the Drawing board….

Slice of life comedies always rise to the occasion

How does one not read the label before sprinkling it on pizza?

According to two different Disney movies, mummy dust ages your skin whereas pixie dust can help you to fly. The mummy dust was one of the ingredients used by the Wicked Queen in “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”.

Pepe Rise-o.

She is assuming it’s pixie dust, it could be ground magic mushrooms. :-}

I’m just glad it wasn’t a rump roast.

What happy thought is in the pizza’s mind?

I always confuse the pixie dust with the red peppers as well.

Now what little imp could have left that there?