Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for June 06, 2022

He can name the detention room after himself.

6/10 Lets see how this goes

Hey guys, gals, and non-binary pals! With school being out I’ve decided to be a full time commenter once again! I’m really curious to see where this arc is going! He might try to name the school after himself… overall a 5/10.

One question though, I’ve been her a while and still don’t know exactly what Fox News is. Is it just some people reporting on stuff that happens in the comments? Thanks in advance! Have a cheez doodly day!

Nate would mean hundreds, no thousands of dollars!

Nate has contributed to millions of childhoods around the world as a funny comic and a DOAWK knockoff. Ahhh, good old days.

5/10 Not really interested, because it will just be another one of those, “Nate tries to make something good in a bad way” arc.s

He can have an ICD-10 code named after him.

Nate. Arrogance. Stupidity. Kids, these are examples of synonyms.Script Rating: 8/10

The easy way to do that is build it yourself I think

You still are unhappy! We had the Naties named after you! Isn’t that enough!

Provo’s Privy

Poll: What do you think of me as?

Poll: What do you think of…everyone? (Put as many people as you can think of in the replies

This may be good, I can’t predict what would happen.

Try changing your name to, say, Erie. “That’s my canal! That’s my lake!”

Big Boring Nate.

7/10 its an arc beginning

A year ago, in a sunday we had cheese doodle intervention. https://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2021/06/06

I’ll name my toilet after Nate.

Build it or pay for it to be built, and you can name it after yourself.

One week until prank day!

11 days left of school! Will I make it? Btw can I rejoin Fox News and I think I’m in the rucc

He has a comic named after him. He just doesn’t know it yet.

He’s the only JUNIOR NARCISSIST I CURRENTLY know! I say “currently” because my only male cousin has been one his WHOLE LIFE – What a creep he is!

NATE’S EXPECTIONS OF BECOMING FAMOUS (cringe alert :P):

One day later, the president of the United States barges into Nate’s room.

Nate: Wha-?! You’re the president!

President: That is right, little boy! Because you are so awesome, how would you like to have the WHOLE ENTIRE PLANET named after you? Every government in the world has agreed on the idea, and YOU’RE the person who could make it official!

Nate: YES PLEASE!

Earth has now been renamed to “Nate Wright is the best!” In fact, Nate Wright was so awesome, all languages have also been rewritten so that the only words that can be spoken are related to praising Nate Wright! All monuments and structures in existence have also been renamed in a similar fashion! Nate Wright has also been granted immortality so that he could live on Earth forever to see everybody praising him!

REALITY:

who are you, you’re weird >:(

yes, i was okay with writing this comment, you are free to question my ideas

Well, he DOES have a comic strip named for him.

I am here

lol

or Nates hair…

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I don’t feel like doing RL’s Cuss Counter/The Cuss Counter anymore due to circumstances both inside and outside GoComics, the decreased trend of curse words, and to make way for my upcoming daily comic rating (but not just any comic rating…).

well, i looked it up on google maps and there is a place called “Nate Wright, PA”