Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for June 02, 2022

Can you even see where you’re going, Broomie.

I can see through the window, but I’m not tall enough to see the front end of my car, or some of the higher instrument panels because of angle.

Sadly have seen drivers like that!

Wonder how many accidents have occurred!

It is a good thing for Broomie that a lawman is not here to see this incident. Why does she need to drive a car anyway? She can fly a broom.

Wouldn’t a self-driving car at least have a passenger in it??

Go with the pad, it’ll cost less!

Cushions, people!

“Low rider don’t drive too fast”.

Broomie could use one of those air conditioning seats to give her another inch of seat height. Add a pillow, or several layers of carpet padding and the view would much better.

I had to look it up for a story I wrote once, but there are booster seats and pedal extenders for drivers who are really short.

I was 16 & driving my father’s 1947 Buick Roadmaster near Allentown High School. I looked about 13, & was sitting on 2 phone books. Cop that stopped me was amazed that I had a driver’s license.

I put a seat cushion for a dining chair on the seat in my truck to bring me up higher.

Broomie just needs a big city phone book to sit on…

Get a baby booster seat.

It’s a Tesla on autopilot! Run for your lives!

Short, round, and green driver! It’s a wonder the good old Plymouth is still chugging along!

Thought of several comments for this one, but decided none of them were P.C. enough to post … I suppose it’s bad enough that I even thought of them, huh?