Clay Jones for May 21, 2022

How cute! The aliens think MENSA is in charge. Not a bad idea. Couldn’t be worse than it is now.

They were NOT chosen as the most intelligent. They were chosen as the ones who got the most votes… Even if I thought voters were uniformly good at that process, I wouldn’t expect the most intelligent. That’s different than the most effective.

Says the Space Alien: “We’ve been reading their Literature in order to grok their Culture. That’s either the Tower of Babble or a fertility symbol.”

I am enjoying the kitty alien! ( ๑ↀᆺↀ๑)

MTGreene is an example of a failed educational system, and a dysfunctional electorate. When I get to write the history books she will be missing.

Cawthorn was defeated in his primary, MTG goes down on Tuesday. Quite a list of insurrectionists in Congress who are totally embarassing their constituencies.

I am Clay’s biggest fan and always get a chuckle, but this one made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Clay, I needed that.

What other crap will they conjure up next?

When we thought we saw and heard it all..WE DIDNT!!

Wow, one not really biased here or there.

Alien abduction. Please, please, please!

And when the aliens meet the “most intelligent of their species” as chosen by Congress, they will kill them. Then it’ll be easier to subdue the remaining sheep.

Yeah; Democrats are afraid of what they don’t understand, like Israel and Jews.

Aliens visiting the GQP in Congress: We spent 37 light years of travel for this? Let’s take our next vacation in another solar system. Anywhere would be more interesting than this place. Way too many nuts.

So! ETs also jump to erroneous conclusions!

There were seven Senators and 117 Representatives identified as being anti-democratic (small “d”) after the “1/6” Insurrection. Let’s see how many of those keep their seats before we start “celebrating” the American victory – we’re not out of the woods YET, people.

“In places like D.C., [aborted fetuses are] burned to power the lights of the city’s homes and streets. The next time you turn on the light, think of the incinerators.”— Congressional hearing testimony by anti-choice activist Catherine Glenn Foster of Americans for Life

“If [contraception] should ever come to a vote, I would have to side with it should not be legal… Sex ought to be between one man and one woman in the confines of marriage and open to life. Absolutely.”— Trump-endorsed MI state rep. candidate Jacky Eubanks

I think you mean the other party. Trumpism is a mental disorder. There is no other way to discribe it>

thank you once again, brother sun, for your special report from the troll farm…