Monty by Jim Meddick for June 04, 2022

I would hate to see Sedgwick in a teddy.

As far as garments go, that is sheer nonsense. As far as Sedgie goes Teddy Roosevelt established the National Park System. Someone needs to knock some sense into this pre-vert before he starts voting with the Liberals.

Not “Woodrow”?

I thought his name was “Freddy Bear”

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2016/09/23

I remember reading that and looking up Friedrich Hayek. Amazing that it’s been six years ago.

Rude little spoiled brat! Would it hurt him to say “Please switch off the lights”?

just call him CALVIN please, let the readers figure out the COOLIDGE, subtlety matters! (otherwise we would be saying Teddy Roosevelt bear)

Teddy Roosevelt was a cousin of FDR (Franklin Delano Roosevelt). Bully!

I hope that bear bites him on the bum. :)

Well, I suppose a “soft toy” is a natural for a real world model known as “Silent Cal”.

Classic joke: lady introduced to President Coolidge confided in him that she had bet a friend that she could get him to say more than two words. After the briefest of pauses, POTUS Coolidge said, “You lose”.

Why Calvin Coolidge? He was a conservative.

He should call it “Coolio”

Oh boy…

I understand your concerns, Young Capitalist Master, but I would never presume to rename the beloved teddy bear! Besides, maybe one day you’ll find that Teddy Roosevelt wasn’t anywhere near the worst Roosevelt….

He definitely won’t be getting a Woodrow bear any time soon.