F Minus by Tony Carrillo for May 23, 2022

Do not use this brain

-ABNORMAL-

Rinse and repeat.

“Brainwashing For Dummies”…

After brainwashing, it is best to line dry it in a on shore wind.

Eeew… soggy brains!

The internet…facebutt and twitage…do it yourself brainwashing.

So THAT’s what those white noise generators are for!

Yes. Soak it overnight. In a vat of Tanqueray.

He’s brainwashed to think he can do his own brainwashing.

Soak it in beer, vodka, or tequila.

I wish I could remove several things from my brain. Mostly things my kids have told me or things I saw on Urban Dictionary.

I guess he had a dirty mind.

Don’t forget to bleach.

You can get pretty good results with those denture-cleaning tablets. Or…so I’ve heard.

i’ve always wondered what’d be like to have a clean mind…

Use some soap to remove the naughty bits.

And then what?

weird