Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 22, 2022

The balloons are a reminder that you need to drill a hole into the underground aquifer.

Bob may still need to hire someone to care for the plants. He knows the hospital staff and his friend won’t give them the care they need.

Cut in the prime of their live!

Odd that killing flowers is supposed to help a person cheer up. Unless it’s some weird sacrifice ritual. In that case, bring me a goat and we’ll have a barbeque.

No they’re not. They won’t last a week.

Bob’s weeping because he doesn’t know how to work the microwave, or the dishwasher. Even worse, he’s hungry.

He’s one of those who talk to their plants…

The flowers are not fine, they are dead, the balloons should read RIP if they really were for the flowers, not a good message for the patient.

[card with flowers] “Sorry you’re sick. Here. Watch these die.”

Tree hugger.

Is anyone else’s PC screen blanketed by ADS that my AdBlocker doesn’t seem to stop?

I don’t get the toon?