Since I live alone there is only one safety precaution I need to know while cooking food in the kitchen. Never stick metal utensils in the microwave with the food cooking.
or just the ones that told that joke to her… although my house hold has many accidents here too, some referring to the four legged ones that cause them. :}
How brave of you, Brutus, cracking wise that way without even a furtive look around to see if Gladys is in earshot. Or do you already know for a fact that she isn’t home?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Easy to speak bad about absent people.
LookingGlass Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I’d worry more about Mother Gargoyle “cooking” in her cauldron!!!
/SHMIRK/
CorkLock almost 2 years ago
Ooh ooh good one Brutus. Low blow but spot on.
Otto Knowbetter almost 2 years ago
I heard that 90% of all automobile accidents occur within 25 miles of home, so I moved.
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
I sure hope Gladys did not hear what Brutus said. You never know when someone will pop up unexpectedly.
dcdete. almost 2 years ago
Since I live alone there is only one safety precaution I need to know while cooking food in the kitchen. Never stick metal utensils in the microwave with the food cooking.
jmworacle almost 2 years ago
Or came across the emergency room logs.
preacherman almost 2 years ago
Well, that, Brutus, and all the cutlery, appliances and heat around, too.
Justanolddude Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That is not hard to figure out. I spend 90% of my time in the kitchen!
Chris almost 2 years ago
or just the ones that told that joke to her… although my house hold has many accidents here too, some referring to the four legged ones that cause them. :}
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
90% of the accidents in our home occur when i get in my wife’s way in the kitchen…
flemmingo almost 2 years ago
I like to prove government predictions wrong so I drive 50 miles to have my accidents.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
For my chronic ‘Avocado hand’, I keep liquid bandage handy. Very handy.
Tired almost 2 years ago
96.3% of all statistics are made up
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Oh Brutus, that was unlike you? A low blow!
GROG Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gladys was a born accident.
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
ba dum tss
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
That must be true, I heard you were born in a kitchen Brutus.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Gladys swears by Flo Capp’s recipe book. Brutus just swears at it.
Buckeye67 almost 2 years ago
Gladys’ cooking is no accident, Mother Gargle was just lousy at teaching her to cook.
Gordo4ever almost 2 years ago
Hmmmm…. Is Gladys perchance related to Flo Capp???
raybarb44 almost 2 years ago
But only 90% of the time….
RetFor almost 2 years ago
Gladys’…
l3i7l almost 2 years ago
Gladys’ cooking isn’t an accident, it’s a disaster!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
How brave of you, Brutus, cracking wise that way without even a furtive look around to see if Gladys is in earshot. Or do you already know for a fact that she isn’t home?
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I was told that bathrooms are the most dangerous room in the house. Maybe for more serious accidents? A fall in the bathroom can be very nasty.