Close to Home by John McPherson for May 25, 2022

Makes me even happier I’m retired.

….Todd’s left leg suddenly raises up and he ‘unloaded’ right onto the side of bosses desk.

roll over and get a belly rub Todd’

Don’t ask Todd to greet you….

Looking for your dignity, Todd?

Most important is to only say something when you are told to “Speak!”

whoa. this looks like a class action lawsuit

Life before unions.

Theater of the Absurd

Who was good at sales this month, you were good at sales this month, yes you were, yes you were! Go-ooood boy!

Go back to your desk fast and you might get a treat…

Pat on the head? Couldn’t I get a raise instead? If not, that nearest desk leg looks might inviting…

The last I knew, Jack In The Box was owned by Ralston-Purina. That makes their food ’Ralston-Purena People Chow.

The worst part is the pay raise is in dog treats, and I don’t have a dog.

The job must pay well if he puts up with that!!!

Sorry you had to see that disgusting display of groveling Bleeb.

Bleeb, you might to leave there, he’s about to lift his leg.

If Bleeb had a rolled up newspaper in his uplifted arm it would be perfect. He looks like he’s ready to haul off and whack him good. Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad Dog!!!!!!!!! :)

I hated both writing performance reviews and receiving performance reviews. They’re a royal pain.

If that’s all it takes for a raise, it’s a whole lot cheaper than selling your soul like the Boss probably did…..

Talk about an dog eat dog world

Bow wow!