Close to Home by John McPherson for May 24, 2022

That bovine looks like she has mad cow disease.

When the chips are down, the cow is around…

Rowf, moo, rowf, moo

Anyone who’s been around a farm knows how bad cow chips stink.

Neither of those chips make a good cookie.

Looks like Bleeb’s found a Chip to hide behind….Phew!

Makes the term “Chip off your Shoulder” sound disgusting..!!

I also like to make pies.

(They’re so nice and soft and warm when they’re freshly made.)

Growing up on a ranch I’ve actually had a cow try to run me over, and it was still less terrifying that that cow is!

My chip is sour cream and onion

Cow chip tossing is an actual competition.

Chips of a different kind….

I was trying to think of a good cow-doody joke, or at least, just a good cow joke, and couldn’t! So I guess I’m just an udder failure!

Bleeb, find another place to stand!

Bleeb fell in a pile of it

Does this artist ever research the animals he draws?

Chips ahoy?

Yes indeed, the cow just chips away…and away…

That cow is terrifying. Like something from a bad horror film.

Bleeb’s a hill climber.

Meadow muffin.

Nobody gonna notice that dog?

Am I the only one who thinks the cow looks like a cow costume that humans would wear?

Aw s**t, good idea. Why didn’t I think of that? :)

I wouldn’t call those chips, they’re usually referred to as pies.

“Once I accidentlly followed a buffalo chip and got lost.”

Hey that’s sort of my back up plan too. Though l mark my pathway home by peeing on things….

Bleeb they are going to smell you coming from a mile away.

USDA has been using RFID chips to identify cattle way before dogs. That’s how they were able to find the mad cow that initially brought in the mad cow disease back in the early 2000s!

Don’t put it in your mouth, Bleeb!!!!!!!!!! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!! :)

Sweet, happy puppy, happy cow X

Ew, Bleeb, take a bath, now!

Cheshire Cow?

Well, I for one am still not going to wait until the cows come home.

Well I wouldn’t call them blue chip stocks now, would I?

Obviously the Bleebster has NO sense of smell.

Why is everything he draws a nightmare?

Yeah, no. I think someone has never seen an actual cow pasture. Or ran into a deadline while trying to think of a punchline involving cow chips.