She’s looking drawn to me.
Oh no, dear. It hides your most glaring flaw. (as he runs away cackling at his clever retort).
Half a dozen responses that would be perfect for Last Kiss come immediately to mind….
How appropriate that they’re in the fitting room. If he says the wrong thing, …
She is going to stick it to you, dont answer!
Of course not honey, you have a stick figure.
Answer with due caution!!!
Be careful, she does have an eraser!
If you weren’t so modest you’d forget the triangle and go in the buff like me. After all, stick figures have no private parts. Would be interesting though.
I love wide hips.
Impressive thigh gap, my dear.
He’s hoping that his reply will skirt the issue.
“No, Dear, it looks very acute!”
Danger! Danger! Danger!
The triangle is shaped like a dress for a stick figure.
He needs to come up with a Fitting response.
Idk, I’m a bit sketchy …..
he looks like he’s feeling acutely uncomfortable…
No, not fat. Just broad…
(Cards and flowers may be sent care of Metro Hospital…)
No, your fat makes you look fat
Not, it looks just Right.
Thankfully, my wife has never asked me that, even when in sweats.
I’ve learned to always say, Yes. Then determine what she needs. "Yes Dear. "
He needs to be careful. He could be drawn and quartered.
Cue Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!
IT’S A TRAP!! DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!!
Husband: Does my head make me look like a sucker?
Stick with what already works for you. :)
Maybe if you used a number 2 pencil?
No, your angles add up to a perfect 180 degrees.
Uh, no, it just makes you look like you’re wearing a skirt.
He should be complementary.
Wow, that makes it easy. Being a poorly drawn stick figure has it’s advantages. A guy could get used to that.
DON’T GO THERE!
Ratkin almost 2 years ago
She’s looking drawn to me.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Oh no, dear. It hides your most glaring flaw. (as he runs away cackling at his clever retort).
GreasyOldTam almost 2 years ago
Half a dozen responses that would be perfect for Last Kiss come immediately to mind….
Bilan almost 2 years ago
How appropriate that they’re in the fitting room. If he says the wrong thing, …
ronaldspence almost 2 years ago
She is going to stick it to you, dont answer!
KA7DRE Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Of course not honey, you have a stick figure.
STEPUP almost 2 years ago
Answer with due caution!!!
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Be careful, she does have an eraser!
Jayalexander almost 2 years ago
If you weren’t so modest you’d forget the triangle and go in the buff like me. After all, stick figures have no private parts. Would be interesting though.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
I love wide hips.
enigmamz almost 2 years ago
Impressive thigh gap, my dear.
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
He’s hoping that his reply will skirt the issue.
MacGuyver almost 2 years ago
“No, Dear, it looks very acute!”
WilliamWilliam almost 2 years ago
Danger! Danger! Danger!
Darryl Heine almost 2 years ago
The triangle is shaped like a dress for a stick figure.
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
He needs to come up with a Fitting response.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Idk, I’m a bit sketchy …..
gopher gofer almost 2 years ago
he looks like he’s feeling acutely uncomfortable…
pathamil almost 2 years ago
No, not fat. Just broad…
(Cards and flowers may be sent care of Metro Hospital…)
[Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago
No, your fat makes you look fat
TheWildSow almost 2 years ago
Not, it looks just Right.
Lee26 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Thankfully, my wife has never asked me that, even when in sweats.
Spacetech almost 2 years ago
I’ve learned to always say, Yes. Then determine what she needs. "Yes Dear. "
uniquename almost 2 years ago
He needs to be careful. He could be drawn and quartered.
Bob Smith almost 2 years ago
Cue Admiral Ackbar: It’s a trap!
toddqwilliams almost 2 years ago
IT’S A TRAP!! DON’T ANSWER THAT!!!!
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Husband: Does my head make me look like a sucker?
the lost wizard almost 2 years ago
Stick with what already works for you. :)
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
Maybe if you used a number 2 pencil?
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
No, your angles add up to a perfect 180 degrees.
Stephen Gilberg almost 2 years ago
Uh, no, it just makes you look like you’re wearing a skirt.
jel354 almost 2 years ago
He should be complementary.
6turtle9 almost 2 years ago
Wow, that makes it easy. Being a poorly drawn stick figure has it’s advantages. A guy could get used to that.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 2 years ago
DON’T GO THERE!