In the last comic book series I wrote, the last issue (which never saw print) had one character spin a tale of ‘vast herds’ of cantaloupes sweeping across the veldt. Obviously he had absolutely no clue as to what a cantaloupe was, but was vastly unwilling to admit it. Terrie Smith, the artist, sketched in something like a gangling, round-chested giraffe.
Ratkin almost 2 years ago
and stay.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
what a gullible grandson
C almost 2 years ago
It’s the edible truth
Mr Nobody almost 2 years ago
And play dead.
profbob almost 2 years ago
and if they hang around long enough, they change color and start to smell.
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Wain until Nelson finds out what a kumquat is, Earl! Not good to tease the kid!
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Kumquats actually are quite intelligent.
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
They also obey when you call them…you know, “kum-quat”!
ajr58(1) almost 2 years ago
They are pining for the fjords
bigger Nate almost 2 years ago
They don’t come when called just say Kum quat and they’ll ignore you
DawnQuinn1 almost 2 years ago
The innocence of youth.
ANIMAL almost 2 years ago
How far’s he goin’ with this..????
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Lord! Poor Nelson believes everything…
Wichita1.0 almost 2 years ago
In the last comic book series I wrote, the last issue (which never saw print) had one character spin a tale of ‘vast herds’ of cantaloupes sweeping across the veldt. Obviously he had absolutely no clue as to what a cantaloupe was, but was vastly unwilling to admit it. Terrie Smith, the artist, sketched in something like a gangling, round-chested giraffe.
billdaviswords almost 2 years ago
Very appeeling (sic) pets… although you don’t have to peel them.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ole Earl and his animal tales!
Snuffles [Previously Helikitty] almost 2 years ago
And, they don’t need to be fed.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Sorry Nelson.. you don’t have a tree so your poor Kumquat would be very unhappy
6foot6 almost 2 years ago
I find it interesting how Nelson never uses google to look these things up.
Grady Niblo almost 2 years ago
Just like my pet rock.
jhpeanut almost 2 years ago
HAHAHA!!!
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
They do have one natural enemy: the paraquat. :)