Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 31, 2022

It would be nice if K+G would give a few more deets in their stories. Now Dez will be gone for the summer, and we won’t know a thing about her Haiti trip… just like mentioning Fred, and we learn nothing about him.

So does Stef want to stay at Tiff’s mansion for the summer??

Her new BFF

Stefani sure has a one-track mind (mostly on being all cuddly with Kip).

Maybe Tiffany could use some DEET to keep Stefani from buzzing around her.

Let me guess, she’s going to ask if she can bring Kip to the guest bedroom.

This is beginning to sound pretty much like end-of-semester chit-chat. I suppose Bets will get her chance with Tiffany tomorrow.

Oh no. The new arc has Stef in it? Fagetahaoutit.

Okay, I’m gonna be blunt . . . Greg doesn’t seem to have a knack for drawing women’s lips . . . either that, or characters like Tiff and Stef are supposed to have freakishly large, collagen-filled lips to emphasize how fake and plastic they are. Either way, Stef looks like she’s got a clown mouth in that first panel. (At least she’s got legs to make up for it).

Is this week going to go anywhere? Will Shuug (Stef) angle to room with Tiffany over the summer? Will Bets angle for another Table for Two? Will we ever see Gunther again? Having successful broken-up with Nil will Luann return the favor and break-up with Bernice? Will Sun ewappear with her ferrt? It all seems like a re-run to me.

Stef is looking for a luxurious location for Kip & Stef time.

What is Steff wearing? Or, where is her cheer suit?

I’m looking for something to hang a story line on but it escapes me so far. Maui is only a promise and Daddy Tom has punked out on these in the past. I would have loved to have seen some of Tiff European vaca’s in the past. (Big sigh of disappointment.)

Steff is not wearing her cheerleader suit!! The littler bow is still in her hair. What can this mean??

Is Stefani Bird looking for a favorite?

We had to see Stef one more time?

OMG – Tiffany please don’t let Stef railroad you into letting her and Kip stay at the mansion!

Shouldn’t you be going somewhere else…Shoog?

I hope Tiffany doesn’t tell Stef where she lives. She’ll never get rid of her.

I guess Steph’s cheerleader uniform is in the cleaners.

Wow, stef isn’t wearing her trademark cheerleader outfit?

Is it my imagination, or does Tiff look particularly annoyed in the last panel over Shoog … er, Stef?

Looks like Steffi also forgot that Tiff and Kippy might have a bit of attraction going on, like when she had to grab Kippy’s arm and rein him in when he was around Tiff.

I’m actually looking forward to seeing if and how Tiffany musters up the will to say NO to Stef. Because we KNOW Stef is going to try to wiggle her way into Tiffany’s house.

I’m going with Stef gets in and then Tiff has to grow up and tell her to get out. Only question is how long will it take.

At least Dez’s plants did not turn out to be “Mary Jane”.I definitely would not put that past her.

SO the mansion is NEAR Moony U….and she stays in the dorm with Stef in a suite room? Makes no sense. I’d rather stay at the mansion.

WHAT??? No cheerleader outfit? Tiff… don’t let that twit near the mansion!

I’m sure Tiff had a Gardener at the mansion. She basically doesn’t have to do anything. Also Tiff, don’t let Stef in the front door.

I hope it’s just a feeling, but I feel there’s a risk that Stef might invite herself to Tiffany’s mansion for the summer. If that happens, Tiffany will likely explode and beat her up, making the superficial cheerleader become like a pulp on a hot summer day. Maybe she won’t go that far, but for sure the situation would be dire. Or Stef will visit Tiffany’s mansion and then she will start being even more “friendly” because she finally will understand how rich she is.

Tiff is not personally rich. Just hoping to be named in the will.

As it’s been said before… With friends like these, who needs enemies?

And no you can’t stay there this summer, Stef!

Not only is Dez trying to make Tiffany her gardener, Stef is trying to invite herself to Tiffany’s house.

I don’t know about you but it feels odd to keep saying it’s “the mansion”. Normally you’d refer to it as “my house”.

Tiffany is getting dumped on this arc. First by Dez. Next by Stef when it sinks in how much “private” space there could be for her and Kip – and parties. Tiff is going to need to drive a hard bargain and charge for some of these services. Hope Dez is considerate enough to bring something of value back for Tiff.

Whatever Stef wants Tiff—just say NO!

Who says deet?

Stef is out of uniform.

Has Kip has his “Pro day”? Was he drafted by some NFL team? Or, is he going to be going north to the CFL? In any case, I expect the Kipster will be too busy with “two a day” sessions in training camp to be doing much with Stef.

Has Delta ever visited in the summer?

Tiffany looks great today. I hope she has a nice and fun summer.

“No, Stef— You CAN’T come and stay with me.”

So is every “little deet” of Tiff’s night include spending time at the mansion this summer? Anything is possible, but I think that would very unlikely Tiffany would agree to it, but misirection plays await.

“you got 3 seconds to remove your HAND from my person…shoog!”

I wanna see ’em rassle.

Deets…yes more deets, please!

Hell, Tiff.

I wouldn’t have told Stef even THAT little “Deet.”

No doubt, those rusty little wheels are a-turning in Stef’s noggin and she’s figuring out a way to ONCE AGAIN, take advantage of Tiffany.

Maybe this time using Tiff’s mansion to host “epic parties.” Or (God Help Us) a rendezvous spot for her and Kip, the Sex Machine. (“Ya’ll got so many rooms, EVERY room is a privacy hut, Shoog!! Kippie and I want this one with the mirrors!)

I’d like to be pleasantly surprised for a change, but I think it’s pretty clear where this is going:

1) Poppa Farrell gonna cancel out on the Maui trip.

2) And by doing so, a lonely Tiff is going to be talked into whatever nonsense that is about to come out of Stef’s mouth.

WORSE, I fear, Bets may weight in, and say using the mansion as a social gathering place is not a bad idea, but that Tiff should CHARGE big bucks for it, Ala last year’s disastrous “Tiffany’s Table For Two,” thing. And we all know how Tiff loves money.

Ah. Maybe that won’t happen. But a besties trip with Bets SHOULD.

By the way.

Whatever happened to that Dance Labor Camp that Stef was supposed to attend?

Stef is going away to dance class for the summer. She does not need a place to stay.

It looks like Tiff may wind up staying at home in the McMansion. Dez’s plants will be there. BabyBlue thinks Shoog is angling for an invite for the summer; with her boy toy maybe? Later in the week Gun and Bets may look for a spot to stay other than the Gulag. Maybe Tiff will organize a Luau party around the pool. Tiff missing out on a summer get away would continue in line with the (now) long history of punishing the character for some unknown reason.

Stef asked about Tiff’s digs being “near here.” Maybe a summer school arc will come into play or some other reason for Stef to want to be near school.

I’m still casting around for some king of summer arc.

Hey, no cheerleading outfit! Yippee!

Stef is back, and I’ve got a feeling she’ll now be trying to mooch free room and board now that she remembers that Tiff lives in a mansion.

Why does Dez keep calling it a mansion even though it is? A mansion is still a house right?

Meow…

Sounds like Stef needs to have her memory jogged….!

I know you get lonely there in the mansion by yourself Tiff, but don’t let Stef manipulate you into letting her stay with you.

I’d like to see an appearance of “Fred”..Nil’s unknown suitor. (¬‿¬)

Don’t get any ideas, Stef.

What is “shoog” ?? I’ve been googling it now and again, and can’t find anything that really matches…

To lazy to say Detail? Its only one extra syllable

Tom might have something to say if Tiff’s college people try to crash his pad, even if brokered by Tiff.

Shoog it up!!

“Shoog you, mother shooger!”

Love the lettering when Tiffany says “Shoog.”

Has there been even one panel this year regarding actual classwork? Will they be sophomores again or juniors or even seniors?

So – who takes care of the plants when Tiff goes to Maui? Does she get her servants to do it?

Ohhh good, She’s talking about the Mansion now. This will end well.

That’s probably not the only detail she’s ever given, what about the time Tiff said she wasn’t interested in dating (not even Ox)? Come on, Tiffany. And don’t let Steffo learn your address. You know she’s gonna want to boink in your house, dad or no dad!

In preparation for Steff’s visit,the swimming pool has been fully stocked with alligators.

She can’t leave soon enough for that Summer Dance Program. I hope Tiffany is alert for any ploy this “shoog” tries.

wasn’t betts going to show her how to increase her followers on line? how’d that work out or did she just point the little tart at a members only site.

just like mentioning Fred, and we learn nothing about him.

or her…

what no cheerleader outfit!!!

I see mooching happening.

Every time she says “shoog,” I want to do the Blutto “See if you can guess what I am now…” thing.

Hope Tiffany gets a long and much needed break from all of her roomies this summer. And a Maui vacation with Daddy.

Oh no, now Stef is going to want to show up at her mansion.

The Steffalupagus must be coming from a session of frolicking with poor Kip, sucking the Life Force out of him (as Mathilda May does in Lifeforce). Shoog (the Tiffster) responds appropriately, but surely it all goes over Steffi’s airhead….

Later, back at the Mansion….

Uh, Oh. I foresee Stef showing up at the mansion planning to be Tiff’s “Roomie” for the Summer.

Maybe I’ve missed it, but I haven’t seen any comments RE Tiffany beginning to fire pretty good shots at Stef, and this after hearing of Stef’s stress RE the dance camp. A portent of things to come?

And what does “shoog” mean anyway? I got “deet” as detail.

Dance school for Stef: Advanced pole dancing and lap dancing for fun and profit.

Tiff you new BFF

I really don’t like Stef.