Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for May 23, 2022

Horace doesn’t believe in making a big to-do about it.

Most of the things could go on a Don’t-Really-Need-To-Do List.

I’m going to put that list in my kitchen. When my wife sees things crossed off, she’ll really be confused.

You got that right, Horace.

I have a vacation to-do list, most of my vacations I don’t get much of it done

My last vacation I did a whole lot of it

That’s been a month ago and I still haven’t recovered

and don’t forget to shred it, Horace….!

What’s the difference between our lazy Horace and a poor ballerina?

Weeeell…the first has a to-do list and the latter has a leased tutu…TA-DAAA!

He’s doing what I do. I create a Have Done list at the end of the day. More satisfying than a To Do list.

Right there with you buddy. Some items have been resigned to the ‘after I retire’ list.

Cross off the bottom thing on your list every day. You’re never going to get to it anyway.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid doing altogether.

Super Lazy Horace the Houyhnhnm.

You have to conserve your energy, Horace, for when you feel like doing the things on your list.

Peg Bracken suggested we drop everything and do small tasks when the urge strikes, because in many cases that urge passes very quickly.