Okay, he used a cheesy pick-up line when he met you and you didn’t dump a drink on his head for using a stupid opening. It doesn’t mean he believes any of it.
My sign is Ophiuchus (yes, it is, or should be, a real zodiac constellation. The Sun spends more days in it than in Scorpius, for instance (and yes, it’s “Scorpius,” not “Scorpio”!). Thus endeth the Astronomy 101 lesson for the day.
As an awkward teenager I once (mistakenly) blurted out that my zodiac sign was Stegosaurus. The only thing that kept me from dying of embarrassment was a sudden alarm that my Dad had totally lost it…
The Pro from Dover almost 2 years ago
Where? To the bathroom?
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
But you overcame that sign difference to have a marriage with kids, didn’t you Clarence?
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
Okay, he used a cheesy pick-up line when he met you and you didn’t dump a drink on his head for using a stupid opening. It doesn’t mean he believes any of it.
i_am_the_jam almost 2 years ago
My zodiac sign? I don’t have one!!! :D :D :D
RussHeim almost 2 years ago
The sign I was born under is “No Parking.”
The Wolf In Your Midst almost 2 years ago
My Zodiac sign is “No Parking Tues. 8-9AM”.
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
But he stayed so clearly he does not really believe it.
DM2860 almost 2 years ago
I was born under the sign “Maternity Room”.
khjalmarj almost 2 years ago
My sign is Ophiuchus (yes, it is, or should be, a real zodiac constellation. The Sun spends more days in it than in Scorpius, for instance (and yes, it’s “Scorpius,” not “Scorpio”!). Thus endeth the Astronomy 101 lesson for the day.
mmcalkins almost 2 years ago
Ok, washing dishes in the sink? Where is the dishwasher?
Ellis97 almost 2 years ago
I’m a Gemini.
198.23.5.11 almost 2 years ago
I’m a Leo,but MGM Studios has yet to offer me a contract.
PaintTheDust almost 2 years ago
As an awkward teenager I once (mistakenly) blurted out that my zodiac sign was Stegosaurus. The only thing that kept me from dying of embarrassment was a sudden alarm that my Dad had totally lost it…
Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
My wife and daughters and I all have the same sign.
Ron Bauerle almost 2 years ago
Who says “Zodiac” when using that line?
kbyrdleroy123 almost 2 years ago
I remember that was real big in the 70s.