Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 03, 2022

When you a-plier yourself

I WANT IT!!!

Isn’t it always the way?

Is that better?

trust me, i know what this man is talking about …

If you opened your eyes, you would find both because the pliers are on that rack on the wall.

I have always wonder why it’s called a pair of pliers? It is just one tool, not two of them. Is this the same sort of thing a pair of pants? It’s just one pant with two legs isn’t it?

And Blanche’s whatever still needs fixing.

Interesting. He (just) “finds” a cure for athlete’s foot.

It should, at least, be tested out on someone. [Ideally, many people using an experimental group and a control group.]

Of course, he could be “following the science” like so many today (in the past couple of years) have claimed they are/do – where they make an “educated” guesses and then jump to conclusions.

So, pliers to athletes foot: a natural progression. For the Wiz, that is.

I don’t think using pliers to remove your feet should really be considered ‘curing’ anything.

Does the wiz have ADHD?

points to foot right here bucko

Happens to the best of us. Go out for a loaf of bread and come back with a puppy. …right? …pleeeze let it not be just me.

At least he remembered why he came into the room in the first place…!

Hope he doesn’t find an ice pick and use it as a cure for crab lice.

Wiz wouldn’t have athlete’s foot ‘cause he’s always barefoot.

It’s impossible to cure Wiz! I need a poof of proof

A cure for athlete’s foot, should not include the loss of de-feet!!!

hope it doesn’t involve pliers

Is that not a pair of pliers right there on the shelf?

“The doctor told me I had athlete’s foot. I said, then that’s not my foot!”

— Mitch Hedberg

If half of a pair of pliers is a ply, then why is two ply toilet paper not called pliers paper?

Many great discoveries were made by accident.