Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 17, 2022

Guess that’s why it was the LAST ONE!!!

Huh. I always eat my dinner so as to end up with the part I liked best as the last bite. Admit: I don’t eat krill/plankton (directly).

It was one in a krillion.

Because you wouldn’t eat any more after that.

Time to perform “Begin the Baleen”.

Happens to me with peanut M&M’s and there’s never another one to get rid of the taste.

This would be a good time to have his filter changed.

Maybe if you sneeze, it’ll come out the blow-hole

Was it Sheldon? Did he have one eye? That’s one BAD Plankton!

Get that mammal a Bromo-seltzer

One time I actually ate 5 million one plankton.

It might be because the last and slowest one still has their four day old socks on.

Maybe he’s getting ready to spit out Jonah

For the science nerds amongst us: a recent study found that blue whales eat an average of 16 tons of krill per day.

Nuts!

Maybe you’ll get better plankton in the future, after you’re rescued by Kirk and Spock.

Quit yer wailing, will ya. :)