Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 21, 2022

But what makes Princess Unicornia so legendary? Besides the obvious reasons, of course.

Pro tip, you can tell whether a dog dies in any book by whether it has a little foil medal on the cover.

Mares eat oats and does eat oats….

Unicorn: STOP EATING MY OATS!

Ooh! Spoiled oats!

Bet the Quaker guy is happy with the business!

With unicorn magic, ‘spoilers’ should be real life that you get to anticipate.

Oats, oats, how tasty thou art.

I don’t get why people don’t like spoilers. Just saying this guy dies or this girl does that (or reveals any relevant plot point) isn’t spoiling IMO. I mean, okay, they die. But how do they die? How do they show it? What leads up to it? Does anyone know they are dead? Did someone kill them? Who killed them? I love spoilers. They give me something to look forward to in any movie/book/TV show/story/whatever. So spoil me away. Unless you, in detail, tell me the entire plot second by second it’s really not a spoiler. And even if you do, it’s still okay. I DON’T CARE! I LOVE SPOILERS!

Unicorn legend endings seem a lot like human sitcom endings, only those end with everyone laughing and maybe sitting down to dinner. Hmm, maybe in translation that’s the same.