A long time ago, my office had a problem with someone stealing lunches. I don’t remember if we ever found out who it was (LONG time ago) but it stopped after someone laced their lunch with a mega dose of laxatives.
Get yourself a small cooler, put your lunch in with some ice packs and keep it with you… I realize it doesn’t make for much laughs, but it also doesn’t make for stomach growls around 2 p.m.
To stop the sandwich thief in the fourth grade, I had my mom make me egg salad sandwiches loaded with jalapeno peppers – which is the way I liked them…I just sat back and looked for somebody running for a drink of water…Turned out to be a kid named leon…and I realized he probably needed the meal more than I did…
Never worked anyplace where all lunches put together – let alone that there was a refrigerator to use. Generally went out for lunch – even when worked in retail store while in college. When I worked for a CPA as an accountant the only meals eaten in the office was when he would send one of the two employees to get lunch for the three of us when we worked Saturdays and we ate as soon as the lunches were there.
Exception being where I work now – at home sharing an office with husband.
Templo S.U.D. almost 2 years ago
how suspicious still
Cactus-Pete almost 2 years ago
How did he know what kind of sandwich?
Grumpy Old Guy almost 2 years ago
If Baldo didn’t want anyone pilfering his lunch, the note should have read “Please don’t eat my lengua sandwich”….
MichaelAxelFleming almost 2 years ago
“Nose hair sandwich”
ajmsdca almost 2 years ago
This used to happen at my office all the time. I worked for the Sheriff
Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Put laxatives in it next time, Baldo
djtenltd almost 2 years ago
WOW!! That was quick! I wonder who the bandit was?
RonnieAThompson Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Have a blessed day my friends.
rodney almost 2 years ago
A long time ago, my office had a problem with someone stealing lunches. I don’t remember if we ever found out who it was (LONG time ago) but it stopped after someone laced their lunch with a mega dose of laxatives.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The first note should be followed, in much smaller letters, by: (seriously, it’s laced with strychnine)
timbob2313 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
And just how did he know that Baldo had brought a Baloney sandwich?
bigplayray almost 2 years ago
How’d he know it was a bologna sandwich?
Nancy Simpson almost 2 years ago
The plot thickens!
shamest Premium Member almost 2 years ago
All right. Now it is time to modify a sandwich
jrankin1959 almost 2 years ago
Get yourself a small cooler, put your lunch in with some ice packs and keep it with you… I realize it doesn’t make for much laughs, but it also doesn’t make for stomach growls around 2 p.m.
rbullfogg almost 2 years ago
Chocolate cake, made of EXLAX! The proof is in the icing!
Holilubillkori Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Subway sandwich laced with Carolina Reapers… (¬‿¬)
chain gang charlie almost 2 years ago
To stop the sandwich thief in the fourth grade, I had my mom make me egg salad sandwiches loaded with jalapeno peppers – which is the way I liked them…I just sat back and looked for somebody running for a drink of water…Turned out to be a kid named leon…and I realized he probably needed the meal more than I did…
We both learned something that day….
bakana almost 2 years ago
The Lunch Thief is FAST.
mafastore almost 2 years ago
Never worked anyplace where all lunches put together – let alone that there was a refrigerator to use. Generally went out for lunch – even when worked in retail store while in college. When I worked for a CPA as an accountant the only meals eaten in the office was when he would send one of the two employees to get lunch for the three of us when we worked Saturdays and we ate as soon as the lunches were there.
Exception being where I work now – at home sharing an office with husband.