Monty by Jim Meddick for May 17, 2022

Perhaps.

Go get Guard Duck from “Pearls Before Swine”. He’ll put an end to Sedgwick’s fowl abuse.

That would be “A Turtle On A Stick”.

Another amoral trophy-hunter (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion) in the making.

He’s a good shot for having such lousy eyesight.

“Ducks on the pond” = runners on 2nd and 3rd base in scoring position.

What about an automatic Nerf Gun for the young lad.

This is pretty funny.

Practicing for a “Hunt Club” where they grow and release various animals so their clients can engage in the “sport” of hunting.

DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Canned hunt?

Sadly, Sedgwick did not really mean “ducks”; that was just a code-word for “targets.” Maybe Jarvis could procure some wooden decoys….