Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 18, 2022

The pollinator

Lol

Stay away from the ones he got from the guy who wrote The Day of the Triffids.

The Ontario, Canada Govt has issued a warning re: The Giant Hogweed plant. It grows to about 2 metres (6 ft) tall, it’s sap can cause severe burns, blisters to the skin, and even blindness. To be avoided and do NOT plant one in your garden.

Can they sing too?

Feed me, Rodney!

Is that Audrey II?

And be very careful if you are going to take a P..s by one of them : )

Piranha Pete, what have you done??

Feed me Seymour!

Sing with me now “Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors. Little Shop, Little Shop of Horrors. . .” “I’ve given you sunshine, I given you rain. Now you won’t be happy ’Til I open a vein. . .”

well I guess he was just using his head. oh, sorry, LOSING his head

That flower is the root of all evil…

Did you know the Wizards first name is Seymour!

“Feed me Seymore.” Both of the movies.

When’s the last time they ate, Wiz? A little help here…..

That’s a step up from Venus Fly Traps. Those are like, Saturn Human Traps.

Find a fire flower so you can throw a fireball at it.

Wizards notwithstanding, there are carnivorous plants but they have specialized leaves for trapping insects, not flowers.

Is that the Original Audrey plant?

Audrey I and Audrey II?

A certain Italian plumber would certainly take care of those plants

Poor plant got a noseful…or a full nose.

i love how cartoon venus flytraps always have lips. and never have the spikes that natural ones do

Good for Rodney that they don’t seem to have teeth.

Spit it out. It’s not your’s!

This Bud’s for you.

FEEDING TIME

Hey, there’s nothing in this shell but snot.

Next panel, PTUI!

Rodney was never pegged to be the smartest of the bunch!

It’s actually stop and smell the roses