Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for May 13, 2022

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    FreihEitner Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They have rooms which are good, rooms which are bad, and rooms which are…

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    mddshubby2005  almost 2 years ago

    “Checkout tomorrow is half pasta nine.”

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    jasonsnakelover  almost 2 years ago

    That’s very suite of you.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 2 years ago

    Uh, what name is the reservation under…

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    OH! That’s a foul. Calling the pun police again. I don’t know why I bother. Nothing changes.

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    Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The hotel no longer accepts American Express. However, they do take Visa, Mastercard or a Fistful of Dollars.

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    bdpoltergeist Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    checkout is high noon

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    Doug K  almost 2 years ago

    Or … if we take a real cheap room we can save A Fistful of Dollars.

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    ralphkramden  almost 2 years ago

    Oh, the good, the bad, and the ugly of not being home on the range.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    They could have stayed at the Jewish hotel, Temple Beth Western.

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    loridobson Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Better go with it; the only other vacancy is the Roach Motel down the road.

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    flemmingo  almost 2 years ago

    We have “The Bad , The Ugly” Where’s the”Good”?

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    A few moments later, they had to leave, after realizing men with no names couldn’t check in.

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    Honorable Mention In The Banjo Toss Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    “Does the room include a chair that I can talk to?”

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We’re rough and tough cowboys; we don’t use the word sweet!

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Room service: “No, I ordered a bag of Doritos, not banditos.”

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    Robert Miller Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I’d love to see a restaurant called The Spaghetti Western! Have a Pasta Bar, with different noodles, different sauces, different kinds of breads, and salads…you could walk up to the bar, tell the server what you’d like, they’d ladle it all into a big bowl or plate…have a western theme to the place, with spaghetti westerns playing on the tvs…

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    Felix Raven Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Westin az investing? I haven’t found any reference to this word that gives a meaning to this word in this context, so I’m guessing.

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